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ノビノビと自由な生活記録。こんな幸せもアリだ!
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海外の複数の子なしサイトで絶賛されていた曲です。
ウケます(笑) Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates <<歌詞>> PREGNANT WOMEN ARE SMUG Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they’re pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you’re so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you’re pregnant I can’t count all the ways how You speak in clichés now .... Oates: So do you want a boy or girl? Garfunkel: Oh, it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy. Oates: Really, because I don't think those two things are related. It's not like it's one or the other... Garfunkel: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy. .... I can’t wait to hear someone say Don’t care if it’s brain dead Don’t care if it’s limbless If it has a penis Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, Because they’re pregnant This zen world you’re enjoying Makes you really annoying ... Oates: So, is it a boy or a girl? Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Oates: What are you going to name it? Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. Oates: Who's the father? Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling. .... Bitch, I don’t really care I was being polite now Since you have no life now That you’re pregnant You say you’re walking on air You think that you’re glowing But you had been ho-ing And now you’re pregnant You’re just giving birth now You’re not mother earth now ... Oates: Oh my gosh, I have so much going on. I got my novel published. I moved. I got married... Garfunkel: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant. Oates: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico and went to... Garfunkel: You know, I really can't even remember what I did before I became pregnant. Everything just seems so meaningless. ... Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it, because they’re pregnant F-ing son of a gun You think you’re so deep now You give me the creeps now Now that you’re pregnant ******************* Garfunkel and Oates は 他にも色々な曲を作っていて、 手作り感満載のビデオがYouTubeにアップ されていますよー。 どれも面白いです!! HP http://garfunkelandoates.com/ MySpace http://www.myspace.com/garfunkelandoates ![]() ![]() http://chamakin.blog118.fc2.com/tb.php/511-4654cd76 * トラックバック *
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