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Pregnant Women are Smug by Garfunkel and Oates





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PREGNANT WOMEN ARE SMUG


Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant

I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now

....
Oates: So do you want a boy or girl?
Garfunkel: Oh, it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy.
Oates: Really, because I don't think those two things are related. It's not like it's one or the other...
Garfunkel: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.
....

I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant

This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying
...
Oates: So, is it a boy or a girl?
Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Oates: What are you going to name it?
Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
Oates: Who's the father?
Garfunkel: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.
....

Bitch, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant

You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant

You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now

...
Oates: Oh my gosh, I have so much going on. I got my novel published. I moved. I got married...
Garfunkel: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.
Oates: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico and went to...
Garfunkel: You know, I really can't even remember what I did before I became pregnant. Everything just seems so meaningless.
...

Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
because they’re pregnant

F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant


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